Well another week
has gone by and it is time for another addition of your favorite article, Quote the Ravyn.
As you seen Krafty left me this week to go to Japan for training. I was pretty mad at
him for going. Not understanding why he really went without saying anything to
me. But it doesn’t matter now, cause he is home with me where he belongs. This new wrestler The Missing Link I don’t know what to think of him. I am beginning to think that he is stalking me. But if he
keeps it up I am going to shove my fist down his throat. Why is it that the new
wrestlers come in here acting all bad like and pretty much want respect. Respect
is not given to someone, It is earned! Wow Christmas is just around the corner. It will be Krafty and my first Christmas together. I wonder what he is going to get
me. Now this Dog Boy, he has been doing a lot of talking this week. I am going to have to show him how it feels to get a good whooping from a female. I plan on taking his @ss out during our match. Lets get on
to my predictions.
Justin Sane vs.
Juggalo Shane
Who really cares
who wins this match. I know I don’t.
I mean come on. What has either of them done lately? But I guess I have to pick one. –Covers my eyes.- eeny meeny miney moe!! Justin Sane to
win.
Death Guard vs.
Certified Public Assasins
Oh this is going
to be a good match. Can I be at ring side to see the CPA’s get an @ss whoopin
like no other? Death Guard to beat some @ss.
Wussy Boy vs.
Emerald Blaze
One of my favorite
people to watch. Wussy Boy has to charisma of a hundred people. Wussy Boy to win his 3rd match.
Colin Steele
vs. Demon
Demon is going
to win. Coling Steele is nothing anymore but a washed up has been.
Rooftop Match
N
Dogg vs. SureShock
Can they both
go over the roof? I would be honored to throw them both off. N Dogg to win.
Ravyn vs. Wolfie
I have been waiting
all week for this match. Wolfie has been talking a lot of sh!t this week can
I can not wait to be the first woman to take his @ss out. Myself to win of course.
Coun, The Iron
Dragon vs. Deathmaster
Coun to win. Those voices are enough to make anyone run.
Slay Ride Battle
Royal Qualifier
Colin Steele,
Terry Storm, Justin Sane vs. Demon, Aries, K.C. Tanks
Demon, Aries and
KC Tanks to win.
NSR (R&C) vs.
The Amazons
This is going
to be a good match. I have a lot of respect for what Sting Ray and Valkyrie have
done in AWL. I think that The Amazons have what it takes to win this match. But I have to go with the NSRs to win.
House of Pain
Rick Brett vs.
Sir Psycho Sexy
Rick Brett is
going to stomp on Sir Psycho Sexy. I think the SPS is all talk and no play.
Dark Echo vs.
Lily Darrens
Well neither of
these two girls I care for. But I have to go with Dark Echo to win.
Main Event
Television Title
Match
Triple Threat Match
Jackson Payne vs. ??? vs.
Scythe
I don’t
even know who the mystery wrestler is, but I am going to have to go with them anyways.
Now you have this
weeks addition of Quote the Ravyn.. Now if any of you losers have anything to
say about my predictions then step forward so I can shove me bat down your throat. –Ravyn
gets up off the chair walks over to the camera and kisses it as it fades to black.-
